The many ridiculous names of Aggie

The many ridiculous names of Aggie

Honestly, I’m pretty sure our cat, **Aggie**, has no idea what her actual name is. And that’s mostly our fault. 



We started with `"Aggie."` It’s a perfectly normal, sensible name for a cat. But then, as we realized that her personality is essentially just a series of random, high-energy events, the nicknames started spiraling out of control. Im serious, approximately 50 thousand names.  Now, she answers to—well, she answers to nothing—but she definitely has a roster of names based on her daily mood swings. 😹

When she’s feeling extra brave—like that time she decided the kitchen counter was her personal kingdom-or the first ever time we played Scrabble, she **intentionally** threw the letter onto the floor, under the fridge and its probably still there, OR the time she ate our meatballs-she becomes Aggafus. It sounds very fancy and important, like she’s a noble ruler of a tiny, fur-covered empire.

When she’s just being her usual, goofy self, she’s Aggles. It just fits, you know? It’s the `"Aggie"` name but with a little extra sass.




Then things get *weird*. There’s Haggles, which happens for zero reason. It’s just fun to say. And then there is Squeak. She doesn’t `squeak`. She doesn’t sound like a mouse. She is a full-grown cat. But one day I looked at her, she looked at me, and I just blurted out `"Squeak!"` Now it’s permanent. She didn't even look offended, so I’m counting it as a win.

Finally, when she’s being extra clingy and needs all the attention in the world, she graduates to the final form: **Aggus-haggus**. It’s a mouthful, it’s a little ridiculous, and it’s usually followed by her demanding snacks.

I’m pretty sure if she could talk, she’d be really confused about why we call her so many different things. But hey, when you have a cat with a personality this big, one name just doesn’t cut it. Maybe tomorrow she’ll be `"The Great Haggles-Squeak-Aggafus"` if she behaves herself.

Actually, who am I kidding? She’s definitely going to be a **menace** tomorrow, too. 🐾

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